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Santa's Land Rover Sledge
"Land Rover sledge is designed to deliver presents to all corners of the Earth.
The Midlands design HQ has helpfully attached a spec sheet, letting us know this Land Rover has height adjustable suspension (presumably controlled by the brand’s Terrain Response controller) and a hitherto top-secret powertrain option: a particle accelerator. Not expected on a Freelander any time soon.
Land Rover has plumped for a two-seater layout, with space for a reindeer in front of Santa. Santa Claus is clearly at home in his Land Rover sledge; he’s puffing on a generously sized cigar while he views his pop-up holographic globe sat-nav.
A spokeswoman said: 'Land Rover Design with Santa Claus reveals the Christmas sledge of the future – designed to meet the ever-increasing delivery timetable. It boasts all-terrain capability, is powered by particle accelerator technology and has optional laser guided present delivery. There's even CRS – chimney recognition software!"
PETA will be thrilled.
CarMagazineUK
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