Tuesday, July 5

The Workplace





How to Get Fired

10. Take Credit for Other People's Work
(I usually take 80%)

9. Never Take Responsibility When Things Go Wrong
(It is a burden being perfect.)

8. Spend Time With the Complainers, Non-Performers and Gossips

7. Don't Respect the Chain of Command

6. Be Ungrateful

5. Never Compromise

4. Stay Anonymous
(I don't understand that word.)

3. Be Disgusting

2. Lie on Your Job Application

1. Get Conveniently Sick

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